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Dear God

from Bacon by Bonecage

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Hey God it’s been a while since I talked to you
And I know I probably don’t deserve it
But I got a couple things to ask you
But I’m not the best with words I guess you already know
So I wrote you a letter and it goes
Dear God
My neighbor is an asshole
Could you end his life
Dear God
My kid’s no good at baseball
Could you make him more like me
Dear god
I don’t ask for very much
I just want a new hot tub
Dear God, dear God, dear God
Hey God here’s the story
I was drinking down at the bar
When a hot little lass with a tattoo on her ass
Invited me to the car
And yea I admit things might have got a little out of hand
But I didn’t mean to kill her
God I could sure use a miracle now
Dear God
Could you help me hide this hooker
I can’t go to jail
Dear God
You’d think I’d get a little slack cause it’s only the third one I’ve killed this week
Dear God
I won’t tell you how to work but why you gotta make em so fragile
Dear God, dear God, dear God
Well god alright
I’m thinking this might
Be a huge waste of time and I’m better off praying to
Somebody else who listens so I say
Tom Hanks
Can I be in your new movie
I’m your biggest fan
No thanks
I don’t need your agent’s number
I’ll just take your home address
Tom Hanks
Maybe I’ll visit you at night
When your family’s all asleep

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from Bacon, released November 24, 2012

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Bonecage Austin, Texas

The man, the myth, the legend... I write songs about my grandma, homemade vaginas and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Weird Al Yankovic, Jonathan Coulton, Tenacious D... probably all better than me BUT, if you like that style, you might just love me.

My songs encompasses a range of genres from Pop-Punk to Motown to Adult Contemporary. A little something for everyone, and it's all ridiculous.
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