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Helping Out the Poor is Fun

from Bacon by Bonecage

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Hello scary homeless guy on the corner
Here’s a couple quarters please don’t touch my car
Here’s an extra sandwich for your mangy little dog
If you’re here tomorrow I’ll probably call the cops
Hello stinky hippie man on the subway
Smelling like patchouli I got you a gift
It’s a bottle of shampoo and some khakis for your kids
Maybe they won’t all grow up like you
It feels so good to give back to the community I live in
Charity is my middle name
Well actually it’s Topher
But with a little help from me I can make all of these dirty stinky helpless people clean
Sent $20 to the hungry kids in the Congo
I’ve done everything I can now the rest is up to them
Maybe consider investing in a long-term savings plans
Feels good to be such a thoughtful caring me
I bought a bunch of wheelchairs for all the cripples
I sent a bunch of helmets out to the local funny farm
Cause I don’t wanna live in a world where the cripples and the crazies aren’t properly cared for
Maybe now they’ll help me mow my lawn
It feels so good to give back to the people all around me
Compassion is a virtue and I got it by the assload
And with a little help from me I can make all of these dirty stinkin godless people see
Helping out the poor is fun
You can treat em all like pets
And you can write it off on your taxes anyway
I got plenty of dough for everyone cause daddy had a hedge fund
And helping out the poor is lots of fun
Helping out the poor is fun
Even though they smell like fish
And they don’t understand the working of our economic system
So they slave away from 9 to 5 while I’m off drinking Mai Ties
And helping out the poor is lots of fun

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from Bacon, released November 24, 2012

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Bonecage Austin, Texas

The man, the myth, the legend... I write songs about my grandma, homemade vaginas and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Weird Al Yankovic, Jonathan Coulton, Tenacious D... probably all better than me BUT, if you like that style, you might just love me.

My songs encompasses a range of genres from Pop-Punk to Motown to Adult Contemporary. A little something for everyone, and it's all ridiculous.
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