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Love Song (Huge Erection)

from Fish Food by Bonecage

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Hey there cutie at the bar
Would you like to dance with me?
I've been known to cut a rug from time to time
But I think you'll find through the bump and grind
I will remain a gentleman
With the exception of one tiny thing
Well in this case not such a tiny thing
But I'd appreciate if you'd do me just one little favor

Please ignore my massive erection
It's not an accurate reflection of the respect I have for you
I'll give you love without reservation
Give my life without hesitation
If you ignore my massive erection
I am a softy with a stiffy
But I would never treat you wrong or make you cry
I can't hide this huge erection
But my heart is also big and I'm not afraid to cry
And I'm everything you wanted in a guy
Excluding the huge erection

I know some other guys aren’t pitching tents but even so
They’re chauvinistic pigs
That’s not how I operate but my penis won’t cooperate
Or listen to my brain when it explains that you’re a classy lady
And I only hold the highest praise for the fairer gender
Look me in the eyes and pay no mind to my encroaching member

Please ignore my massive erection
It's not an accurate reflection of the respect I have for you
I'll give you love without reservation
Give my life without hesitation
If you ignore my massive erection
I am a softy with a stiffy
But I would never treat you wrong or make you cry
I can't hide this huge erection
But my heart is also big and I'm not afraid to cry
And I'm everything you wanted in a guy

I am his penis
And I don’t wanna hear about your day
I just want to grind against your jeans
And gyrate to the sounds of Marvin Gay

Huge erection…

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from Fish Food, released April 1, 2014

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Bonecage Austin, Texas

The man, the myth, the legend... I write songs about my grandma, homemade vaginas and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Weird Al Yankovic, Jonathan Coulton, Tenacious D... probably all better than me BUT, if you like that style, you might just love me.

My songs encompasses a range of genres from Pop-Punk to Motown to Adult Contemporary. A little something for everyone, and it's all ridiculous.
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