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No Mas Mermaids

from Fish Food by Bonecage

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Hey ya there now Ariel
I really dig those seashells on your boobies
Can I give you a back massage?
Maybe then I could take you to a movie
And if I play my cards right
Maybe I'll get sweet fish love tonight
Alright alright
But nobody told me

You can't sex up a mermaid
Woah-oh-ee-oh-ee-oh
Mermaids just aren't built for having sex with human beings
I wish I woulda known that
I coulda saved myself a trip to the bottom of the ocean
What a silly notion
Having sex with a Mermaid

I'm a man and you're a fish
It's ok I just wish things were different
We'd buy a house with a fence and a yard
Get a dog and we'd try real hard
To make it all work out
And we'd live the good life
And make some babies when the time was right
But it'll never be right
Cause it's wrong to breed manphibians

You can't sex up a mermaid
Woah-oh-ee-oh-ee-oh
Mermaids just aren't built for having sex with human beings
I wish I woulda known that
I coulda saved myself a trip to the bottom of the ocean
What a silly notion
Having sex with a Mermaid

All this love I feel inside
All this pain I cannot hide
Cause I can't find your vagina

It'll never work between us baby
We come from two different worlds, you and me
You live in the ocean
Got fins and crabs for friends
And I'm just a well-endowed man who writes incredible music

You can't sex up a mermaid
You can't sex up a mermaid, in the ghetto
You can't sex up a mermaid, in the ghetto

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from Fish Food, released April 1, 2014

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Bonecage Austin, Texas

The man, the myth, the legend... I write songs about my grandma, homemade vaginas and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Weird Al Yankovic, Jonathan Coulton, Tenacious D... probably all better than me BUT, if you like that style, you might just love me.

My songs encompasses a range of genres from Pop-Punk to Motown to Adult Contemporary. A little something for everyone, and it's all ridiculous.
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